Watch this
one, y'all.










Baby -

You a'int seen
nothing yet.

Watch this.












What clothes
do you trust?

*

And what clothes
don't you trust?

Me?


I find button flys more
reliable than zippers.


*


There's no pretense
with a wife beater.


*

And brown engineer
boots, oh baby -

The guy in those he's
looking to get off.

Let's stick with
the jean theme.

But -

Let us move from
Levi's to Wranglers.












And let
me ask.

How do you wear
your Wranglers.

Your -

Tiny Wrangler
jean shorts.

Your really
tiny ones.

Or your -

Lucky Brands
Or Sevens.

Or Levi's.

*

And -

What do you watch
on Thanksgiving?

*

Parades or
Football.

More Levi.

Or -










Levi's.

It's not Playgirl.

And it's more Texas or
California than Alaska.

But -

Like Levi
singular...

Levi sans S
Um...

Levi from
Wasilla.

One S
Two L's

*

There's no boner.

*

No boner.

No, seriously.
WTF, man?

Bon Jovi rocks
on occasion.











Today's occasion.
Go ahead.

Check your
calendar.


*


Oh, and sing along.
Yeah, right there.

Right now.

Right where
you are.

Here comes
the groom.

What the Bible really
says about marriage.

Watch it.













Or...

Read the article.
You choose.

I'll wait.
A'ight...


So then, there's a
servant exception.


Have I got
that right?

*

So, bring that to
modern times -

Doing the waitress wouldn't
be breaking any rules, right?

'Cause...

With traditional marriage
there's the servant clause.

Just askin'.

Who says you can't
go home again?










You can.
Dude.

Sesame Street at 40.

You so can.

Catchers.
They're -













better
on top.

Ouais.

They are.

I've been listening to
music composed for -

Castrati.

Beautiful
music.

Being sung by
this chick -











Cecilia Bartoli.


And, not by an
actual castrato.


*


Sometimes in art one has to
make the ultimate sacrifice.


*


Castrati.
Ouch.










Makes you wanna cup
your nads, doesn't it?

*


If you want to get closer to
the sound of the castrati?


You're gonna need
a male soprano.


*

Beauty.
Cruelty.

With castrati it's
a two for one.

Music for Veterans Day.
The Marines Hymn.

Always
works.

Or perhaps this will
put you in the mood.










It's appropriately
military themed.

And, on the subject of
military themed things

I got this comment
to yesterday's post.

*

Yes, that was Gay but watching the full video, I realize that if
that song and video were made this year it would be much more
explicit. The most risque line in that video was 'What would I do
on a submarine?' Nowadays the lines would be much more frank.

Also every man was very skinny by our standards. Not a single
muscular dude among them, including the construction dude.
Not a bear among them even.

*

It kind of makes you [me anyway] long for the days when
all you had to do was not eat and you could be hot.

You didn't have to put
up with this gym sh*t.

Now -

You've got to
have muscles.

Or as the Village People
so eloquently put it -

Be a macho,
macho man.

That muscle thing it's
a friggin' lot of work.

But today -

It's music, not muscle
that's on my mind.

Holiday music and not
the Veterans Day kind.

I'm talking The Holidays.
Christmas. New Years.

I want to put together
a playlist and maybe...

Just to make it an old
fashioned holiday.

I'll burn
a disc.

I'm pretty sure I want
this song on there -









And

Christmas Wrapping
by the Waitresses.

And Homo Christmas
by the Pansy Division.

And I'm thinking it
should end with -

New Year's Day
by U2.

And, maybe - something off
Pope Benedict's new album.

[Why do they still
call them albums?]

Somewhere
in the mix.

Other than that, I'm
open to suggestions.

*

You're A Mean One
Mr. Grinch, perhaps.