Remember your boyfriend's first
holiday dinner with your family?
Think back -
Remember it now?
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Happy Thanksgiving.
Nicky
On the subject of
men and meat...
Herbivore boys.
And
Carnivore girls.
Um - that just
sounds wrong.
Herbivore boys.
A quiet army of sweet young men
with floppy hair and skinny jeans.
Guys not interested in
matters of the flesh.
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Men not interested
in sexual matters?
WTF, man?
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Check out the
story on NPR?
What's my favorite thing
about Thanksgiving?
Easy.
A turkey sandwich
the day after.
Hold the mayo.
I like it with butter and
some cranberry sauce.
Tomato.
Lettuce.
Cheddar.
Some salt.
Pepper.
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We're having turkey
Thanksgiving Day.
I checked.
Just to be sure it wasn't going to
be cornish hens or something.
Yeah, that's been
known to happen.
Tomorrow though it'll
be back to basics.
Turkey.
But, for today I'm craving
a different kind of meat.
And you.
Dude -
Do you like
sausage?
There will be lots of football
on TV Thanksgiving Day.
I'm not sure if any of
it will be this good -
Actually, I'm pretty
sure that it won't.
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But, whatever.
One can hope.
Thanksgiving is going
to be a family thing.
So -
No costumes.
No pilgrims.
No Indians.
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'Cause like I said -
It's a family dinner.
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Christmas, that'll be
a family thing too.
Not so the first party
of the season -
It's a - Pimp and
Ho Ho Ho Party.
Not sure if I'll be
a pimp or a ho.
Or simply...
a ho[mosexual].
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Did you ever wonder about that elf in
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Hermey -
who wants to
be a dentist.
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Do y'all pick up a
gay vibe from him?
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I do.
Be Italian.
Oh, wait, you were
probably thinking
Nine.
Do it!
Watch this
one, y'all.
Baby -
You a'int seen
nothing yet.
Watch this.
What clothes
do you trust?
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And what clothes
don't you trust?
Me?
I find button flys more
reliable than zippers.
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There's no pretense
with a wife beater.
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And brown engineer
boots, oh baby -
The guy in those he's
looking to get off.