Thanksgiving is going
to be a family thing.
So -
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No costumes.
No pilgrims.
No Indians.
*
'Cause like I said -
It's a family dinner.
*
Christmas, that'll be
a family thing too.
Not so the first party
of the season -
It's a - Pimp and
Ho Ho Ho Party.
Not sure if I'll be
a pimp or a ho.
Or simply...
a ho[mosexual].
*
Did you ever wonder about that elf in
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Hermey -
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who wants to
be a dentist.
*
Do y'all pick up a
gay vibe from him?
*
I do.
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Temptation.
The gelato.
Not -
The priest.
'Cause, I'm still on that
portion control thing.
Meaning...
I'm hungry.
Right now.
I want some -
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abs like
that.
'Cause, rosaries,
I've already got.
*
The gelato?
I had some
ice cream.
I'd like
more.
What keeps me
from having it.
Two words.
*
Back Fat.
*
It's ugly.
Ugly as...
sin.
Be Italian.
Oh, wait, you were
probably thinking
Nine.
Do it!
Watch this
one, y'all.
Baby -
You a'int seen
nothing yet.
Watch this.
What clothes
do you trust?
*
And what clothes
don't you trust?
Me?
I find button flys more
reliable than zippers.
*
There's no pretense
with a wife beater.
*
And brown engineer
boots, oh baby -
The guy in those he's
looking to get off.
Let's stick with
the jean theme.
But -
Let us move from
Levi's to Wranglers.
And let
me ask.
How do you wear
your Wranglers.
Your -
Tiny Wrangler
jean shorts.
Your really
tiny ones.
Or your -
Lucky Brands
Or Sevens.
Or Levi's.
*
And -
What do you watch
on Thanksgiving?
*
Parades or
Football.
No, seriously.
WTF, man?
Bon Jovi rocks
on occasion.
Today's occasion.
Go ahead.
Check your
calendar.
*
Oh, and sing along.
Yeah, right there.
Right now.
Right where
you are.
Here comes
the groom.
What the Bible really
says about marriage.
Watch it.
Or...
Read the article.
You choose.
I'll wait.
A'ight...
So then, there's a
servant exception.
Have I got
that right?
*
So, bring that to
modern times -
Doing the waitress wouldn't
be breaking any rules, right?
'Cause...
With traditional marriage
there's the servant clause.
Just askin'.
About This Blog -
They say that on the day the French Revolution started that Louis XVI wrote in his journal that "Nothing much of importance happened today."
Now, of course, we know that he couldn't have been more wrong.
But, maybe that's just how life is, you go about living your life and then bam, all of a sudden something that you didn't pay any attention to when it happened comes back and bites you in the butt.
Or maybe not.
I like to think I see things a little more clearly than Louis did, at least, I hope I do.
You be the judge.
About Me -
I'm not quite hip-hop.
*
I'm too American to be completely Eurotrash.
*
I'm too ethnic to be an A & F boy.
My father is African-American and Greek.
*
My mother is African-American and French.
*
And everywhere I go people tell me I have an accent.
So who am I?
I'm Nicholas Ajax Stamos
All American every man.
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They say that on the day the French Revolution started that Louis XVI wrote in his journal that "Nothing much of importance happened today."
Now, of course, we know that he couldn't have been more wrong.
But, maybe that's just how life is, you go about living your life and then bam, all of a sudden something that you didn't pay any attention to when it happened comes back and bites you in the butt.
Or maybe not.
I like to think I see things a little more clearly than Louis did, at least, I hope I do.
You be the judge.
About Me -
I'm not quite hip-hop.
*
I'm too American to be completely Eurotrash.
*
I'm too ethnic to be an A & F boy.
My father is African-American and Greek.
*
My mother is African-American and French.
*
And everywhere I go people tell me I have an accent.
So who am I?
I'm Nicholas Ajax Stamos
All American every man.
BLOGS
Alan Ilagan
Andrew Sullivan
[The] Banana Blog - NSFW
Best Gay Blogs
Bill in Exile - NSFW
Bô - NSFW
Boner Guide - NSFW
Brawny Stud - NSFW
Charmants.com
Closet Conundrums
Curtis
Daddy Catcher's Realm
Darryl Stephens
Dick Craver - NSFW
Deadspin
Dudes in Caps
Dwight Supremacy
Emackinations
Gay Sex Blog - NSFW
Gaytrix
Greek Brazilian Boy - NSFW
Guy Dads
Hoodsworld
How Was Your Day Dan?
Hunk du Jour
Jockohomo
Joe My God
Keithkats III - NSFW
Kenneth in the 212
Le Gay Blog
Life and Times...
Life is... - NSFW
Looking for Sam
Lubbock Blows
Magmozine
MALE
Marcel Marbella
Masculine Curves
Mathew Philip
Most Proper
Musclebuds
My Friday to Sunday Life
Nightcharm
The Perculiar One - NSFW
Pictures of Naked Men - NSFW
Planet Homo
Post Secret
Qlipp.com
Queer Click - NSFW
Queerty
Restoring Love
A Ridiculous Raw Youth
Rod 2.0
Roids and Rants - NSFW
Scott Blog
Secret Songs
Sexy Hot Male Models
Shades of Gray
Silverrrcloud
Super Underwear Perverts
Tim is Wrestling
Tony Hayden
Toolman - NSFW
Towleroad
Tuna Girl
Two Cents Worth
ultranow
Unnatural Devotions - NSFW
The View On Superior
Xile [Chile] Gay - NSFW
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