Jock strap.
Thong.
Does it matter?
Personally -
I freeball.
*
That's the only
game in town.
Rare is the man who can pull off
dress shoes without any socks.
And, while I'm on the
subject of socks -
If you're getting dicked
take your socks off.
Sex with socks on
that's just wrong.
Unless -
If you've got a fetish
then leave 'em on.
*
So to recap -
Dressed up
socks on.
Getting hosed [or hosing for you
*ahem* total tops] socks off.
I never paid much attention
to Beverly Hills 90210.
And I paid even
less to Steve.
Steve Sanders
on 90210.
But -
He's been working
out and stuff, so -
It makes me wonder,
what dudes from -
high school, junior high
grammar school [K-8]
Did y'all go
to a K - 8?
confirmation class
swim lessons
little league
wherever...
Which ones
r hot now?
And, would I be
surprised who?
See this guy, he's -
over-accessorized.
I'm thinking he may
be over-dressed too.
Whatever.
It's the accessories
I'm thinking about.
Why accessories?
'Cause -
ABC has cancelled
Ugly Betty.
It's not that I'll miss
Betty's accessories.
But, I will miss
Wilhelmina.
Love her.
And I'll miss all
Hilda's men.
Case in point -
Eddie Cibrian.
Hilda's men were a
lot like accessories.
And -
Yeah that
I'll miss.