February 5th, 2008
The U.S. Census Bureau says the median duration
of first marriages that end in divorce is 7.9 years.
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The seven year itch.
Does it happen with men who love men?
Seriously.
And don't tell me you subscribe to
that whole gay years thing.
That's a myth.
When a man loves
a man...
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So, as it turns out, the manager of that
Abercrombie & Fitch in Virginia Beach
You know the one.
She [or he]
Hell...
I'm not sure which.
But, whatever...
That manager won't be facing a year of trying really hard
not to drop the soap in some prison shower.
'Cause, the deputy city attorney is
dropping the charges.
Says he, and
I quote...
*
So Abercrombie and Fitch, part of their marketing plans is
to get as close to the line as they can get and then make it a
judgment call for the officer on the street. I think that's
what's happened here.
*
He said that.
Really.
Like I said, y'all...
You can't make this shit up.
Today is Mardi Gras
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Costumes.
Fun.
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Good times.
Beads.
It's a regular -
Comment dit-on?
Bacchanal.
*
And for those of you who'll feel compelled to go off and try to earn some
free plastic beads tonight let me repeat a few simple rules -
- Trim your pubes. You should be doing this anyway,
but if you're not do it now, Nair, wax, or whatever.
I don't recommend shaving, but some people like it. - Someone is bound to ask to see your ass. So, yeah,
wax your crack. As a general rule, a hairless ass rakes in
more beads than a hairy one.
[Um, please, don't email me about how hirsute asses are
hotter asses, K.]
I don't make the Mardi Gras rules.
I just play by them. - Don't wear underwear. That
should be self-explanatory. - If the dress code where you're planning on going allows it,
wear warm-up pants or loose khaki shorts.
They make it easier to display the goods. If you must wear jeans,
wear an ultra-low rise pair - the fewer buttons the better. - Party hard.
Bacchanal tonight.
Mass tomorrow.
See you there.
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Oh, and before
I forget...
What're you giving
up for Lent?
About This Blog -
They say that on the day the French Revolution started that Louis XVI wrote in his journal that "Nothing much of importance happened today."
Now, of course, we know that he couldn't have been more wrong.
But, maybe that's just how life is, you go about living your life and then bam, all of a sudden something that you didn't pay any attention to when it happened comes back and bites you in the butt.
Or maybe not.
I like to think I see things a little more clearly than Louis did, at least, I hope I do.
You be the judge.
About Me -
I'm not quite hip-hop.
*
I'm too American to be completely Eurotrash.
*
I'm too ethnic to be an A & F boy.
My father is African-American and Greek.
*
My mother is African-American and French.
*
And everywhere I go people tell me I have an accent.
So who am I?
I'm Nicholas Ajax Stamos
All American every man.
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They say that on the day the French Revolution started that Louis XVI wrote in his journal that "Nothing much of importance happened today."
Now, of course, we know that he couldn't have been more wrong.
But, maybe that's just how life is, you go about living your life and then bam, all of a sudden something that you didn't pay any attention to when it happened comes back and bites you in the butt.
Or maybe not.
I like to think I see things a little more clearly than Louis did, at least, I hope I do.
You be the judge.
About Me -
I'm not quite hip-hop.
*
I'm too American to be completely Eurotrash.
*
I'm too ethnic to be an A & F boy.
My father is African-American and Greek.
*
My mother is African-American and French.
*
And everywhere I go people tell me I have an accent.
So who am I?
I'm Nicholas Ajax Stamos
All American every man.
BLOGS
Angst in the Middle Ages
Alan Ilagan
Akiste
Andrew Sullivan
Best Gay Blogs
Bill in Exile - NSFW
Big Bad Blog
Bô - NSFW
Boner Guide - NSFW
Brawny Stud - NSFW
Charmants.com
Closet Conundrums
Curtis
Dantallion
Darryl Stephens
Deadspin
Dudes in Caps
Dwight Supremacy
Emackinations
Eric Matthews
Famous Like Me
Gay 2.0 - NSFW
Gay Sex Blog - NSFW
Gaytrix
Greek Brazilian Boy - NSFW
Guy Dads
The Hog Log - NSFW
Hoodsworld
How Was Your Day Dan?
Hunk du Jour
Janus
Jockohomo
Joe My God
Joey Destino
Keithkats - NSFW
Kenneth in the 212
Lady Bunny
Large Tony
Le Gay Blog
Life and Times...
Life is... - NSFW
Looking for Sam
Magmozine
Marcel Marbella
Michael Lucas - NSFW
Most Proper
My Friday to Sunday Life
Mutiny on the Bounty - NSFW
No Milk Please
Nightcharm
Nuba Blog
The Perculiar One - NSFW
Pictures of Naked Men - NSFW
Point and Shoot
Planet Homo
Pourquoi Dessiner?
Post Secret
Proceed At Your Own Risk
Qlipp.com
Queer Click - NSFW
Queer Impressions
Queerty
Reality Check
Rebel Prince
Restoring Love
A Ridiculous Raw Youth
Rocket Ramblings
Rod 2.0
Roids and Rants - NSFW
Royal Gay
Rule the City...
RTC @ Night... - NSFW
Sardonic Bomb
Scott-O-Rama
Secret Songs
Sexy Hot Male Models
Shades of Gray
Show Your Gay Pride
The Strip Podcast Blog
Super Underwear Perverts
'Til The Cows Come Home
Tony Hayden
Towleroad
Tuna Girl
Twenty-Something
Toolman - NSFW
ultranow
Unnatural Devotions - NSFW
West Village Kid
Xile [Chile] Gay - NSFW
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