February 11th, 2008
Two things came to my
attention, yesterday -
First -
American Apparel put
an ad -
in Butt magazine.
Don't y'all just love
that tittle?
Butt?
That's genius.
The second thing -
It's been pointed out, or well, blogged, actually,
that I never said what I was giving up for Lent.
As it happens, I'm not giving up
anything for Lent.
Zero.
Zip.
Rien.
I am, however, going bone up
on my prayers.
Not the big ones.
The Sign of The Cross
The Apostles' Creed
The Lord's Prayer
The Confiteor
Hail Mary
The Act of Contrition
Blessing Before Meals.
Those I could never forget.
Ever.
They're fingerprinted
on my brain.
I mean, there was a time I said The Act of Contrition so
often it could have been called Nicky's Prayer.
Knowing those prayers is
like knowing my name.
But some -
An Act of Hope
An Act of Charity
To The Blessed Virgin.
Those, never heavily used by me, from
lack of use, I've kind of forgotten.
But, that's just between
you and me, a'ight?