March 4th, 2008
I caucused.
And...
I vote.
Civic duty.
Yadda.
Yadda.
It's the right
thing to do.
I have yet, however, to text in for any
American Idol.
I've only seen the guys.
And let's be clear -
I'm not misogynistic.
Just busy.
I have a life.
I mean...
Who has time for what is it -
Five hours.
Six hours.
of American Idol a week?
If I were to vote,
I'd vote for...
David.
Um...
The other David.
Hernandez
Yeah.
I said it.
I like the other David.
The older David.
The "Papa Was A Rolling Stone" David.
The David that looks hot
in a wife beater.