That was then...
*
In high school I got in trouble for
constantly adjusting my package.
Brother Morano didn't
like me doing that.
He didn't like me doing
a lot of stuff actually.
I swear, it seemed like every week I was dropping
trou and taking swats for breaking some rule.
Morano always made
me the same deal.
A. Bring my dad in.
or
B. Take the swats.
That was a no brainer.
Take the swats.
Ticking off my dad, that
was not an option.
This is now...
*
Brothers don't swat kids anymore.
It's a new rule or something.
The Church is 2000 years old
and they still have new rules.
Go figure.
And these days, constant adjustments,
they, just land you on the internet -
And as for
my dad -
Yeah, he still
scares me.
[A little].
*
And just out of curiosity, has anyone ever
seen their permanent record, anyone?

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