Spanking the monkey.
Jacking the beanstalk.
Beating off.
Masturbation.
It's -
National Masturbation Month.
So, I'm told anyway.
It's not on my calendar.
I checked.
Turns out you can celebrate it in
the privacy of your own home...
Or at the office -
Did you check
his technique?
Good vocals.
And...
A finger up the ass.
That takes the pleasure
to a whole new level.
Seriously.
We've got a month.
Practice that one.
A'ight.
Love you.
Nicky

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