I hear that there are actual
porn stars in this video -
I'm pretty sure that I
can pick them out.
I may or may not have
seen their work.
But, this I can tell you
I can't name them.
Which is why
I ask -
Are they really stars?
Or simply...
Guys who work in
the sex trade.
There's a difference.
Angelina Jolie is a star.
Brad Pitt is a star.
But...
Kimora Lee Simmons?
Billy Bob Thornton?
Y'all can debate that one.
For now though...
I'm checking the no box
on those last two.
If I can't answer an outraged
Do you know who I am?
You might not
be a star.
And if you're not the guy
producing the porn.
You may be having
a lot of sex, but -
Chances are, you're not walking
away with a - star salary.
And these days, everyone has
naked photos online.
Wait, probably better to make
that everyone and his brother.
So, with that in mind, until there are at least six zeros to the left
of the decimal point on said porn stars paycheck...
Please kindly refer to him
as a porn actor.
Or more accurately
call him -
a cashier
a waiter
or
unemployed.

Comments
this guy's name is BLU. he's kinda cute.