Living where I do, outside the center of the
Universe, otherwise know as New York City

I haven't really had a chance
to date lots of chorus boys.

Wish I had.
I haven't.

Tant pis pour moi.

I have visited New York
Usually in the summer.

When it's hot.
And humid.

And when the -

model
dancer
actor

waiters go shirtless in the city.
It's like pec to pec combat.

That's a war where
everybody wins.

However, when it comes to biceps, if am to
believe what I read in the New York Post...

Star power is what wins
the battle of the biceps.

So, if you go see
A Chorus Line -

The biceps you'll focus on will
belong to Mario Lopez...

And not to -







Nick Adams




Even if his are bigger.
'Cause Nick...

He's been told to
cover up.

Which means, he's
wearing a hoodie.

But -

Hoodies are hot.

Mario though, clearly has
the better dimples.

*

And while it would be great fun to uncover the chorus
boy on a date, currently, I'm not dating chorus boys.

Or television stars with great
biceps and amazing dimples.

What's the phrase?

So many men.
So little time.

*
As for that story in the post, it may be true,
and it may just be public relations hype.

I don't know.

When it comes to men and
time though, I can tell you -

No truer words were
ever spoken.

[Or typed].