AJAX IN THE CITY

Man Jelly Poll

2008-05-13T15:48:00Z

Man Jelly.
Man Jam.

Spooge.
Jizz.

Cum.

Whatever you call it -
Do you taste your's?

Baseball, Porn - Whichever

2008-05-13T12:55:18Z

Of all the pictures I saw yesterday,
this one bones me up the most.

It makes me hard In that
like I'm in high school

need to beat off like
I need to breathe

way.

Which just goes to show
that sometimes...

Porn is what
you make it.

Or maybe...

It's just that I've got this
innate ability to think

Dirty thoughts.

'Cause that picture, it
make me wanna cum.

Real Body Building

2008-05-12T13:36:24Z

So today, after two weeks off,
I head back to the gym.

The gym.

I go there for
my health.

And by go for
my health...

I mean to look
better naked.

'Cause, Matt, he'd divorce me
if I were to get really fat.

Fatter than I
am now...

Men are like that.
Especially -

Gay men.

That, at least is
the rumor.

I wish the equipment at my
gym looked like this -

'Cause if it did, I'd
be so into training.

Yeah, I'd be doing
Two-a-Days.

And I'd train
you know...

Really hard.

Feel...

2008-05-12T13:28:53Z

I woke up to Robbie Williams
and a boner this morning.

And, the Robbie Williams
I can share with you -

Beautiful Creepy Hopeful Tragic

2008-05-11T15:49:52Z

I don't know lots about
Edgar Allen Poe.

He wrote Annabel Lee
I know that...

I read it in high school.
But not -

The Fall of the House of Usher
Which is maybe based on fact.

House.
Crypts.

Murder?

Poe was a dark
kind of guy.

I remember that much.
But, like I said...

I didn't actually read
House of Usher.

I was busy.

And, you can't read everything
that you're supposed read.

At least I can't.

There is a movie though.
I might watch...

You can read Annabel Lee.
It may haunt you.

Or it may not.
In that -

Beautiful
Creepy

Hopeful
Tragic

way that Poe has.

But House of Usher looks like
it has nearly naked men in it.

And, watching hot
almost naked men

That can be

Beautiful
Creepy

Hopeful
Tragic

in it's own way.

Dick Slapped

2008-05-10T18:59:02Z

Thursday Night

*

Flyer Guy
Come on, check us out.

Nicky
Nah, I better get home.

Flyer Guy
What? 'Cause you're wearing a ring?
Don't let her pussy whip you man.

*

Friday Afternoon

*

Sean
Why do you have a flyer
for a tittie bar?

Nicky
Some guy gave it to me.

Sean
Some guy?

Nicky
I told him I couldn't go, but he just
told me not to be pussy whipped.

Sean
You're so not pussy whipped.
Dick slapped maybe...

Has Matt got you dick slapped, huh?
Daddy got you dick slapped, baby?

Nicky
Maybe.

Sean
Nah, you're too much like Lady Marmalade for that.

Note: Lady Marmalade is what
Sean calls my sister Felicia.

Sean
Or... did you just need to get home to
slap daddy with your big dick.

Paige
Jesus, Sean!

Sean
What? You're an adult.

Nicky
Just put it back, Sean.

*

Sean slips it back in
my messenger bag.

*

Paige
And, why are you going
through his bag anyway?

Sean
I need lip balm.

Paige
There's some in my purse.

Sean
Yeah, and tampons. I don't
need to see that shit.

Boy...

2008-05-09T14:02:42Z

Living where I do, outside the center of the
Universe, otherwise know as New York City

I haven't really had a chance
to date lots of chorus boys.

Wish I had.
I haven't.

Tant pis pour moi.

I have visited New York
Usually in the summer.

When it's hot.
And humid.

And when the -

~~model~~
~~dancer~~
~~actor~~

waiters go shirtless in the city.
It's like pec to pec combat.

That's a war where
everybody wins.

However, when it comes to biceps, if am to
believe what I read in the New York Post...

Star power is what wins
the battle of the biceps.

So, if you go see
A Chorus Line -

The biceps you'll focus on will
belong to Mario Lopez...

And not to -

Nick Adams

Even if his are bigger.
'Cause Nick...

He's been told to
cover up.

Which means, he's
wearing a hoodie.

But -

Hoodies are hot.

Mario though, clearly has
the better dimples.

*

And while it would be great fun to uncover the chorus
boy on a date, currently, I'm not dating chorus boys.

Or television stars with great
biceps and amazing dimples.

What's the phrase?

So many men.
So little time.

*
As for that story in the post, it may be true,
and it may just be public relations hype.

I don't know.

When it comes to men and
time though, I can tell you -

No truer words were
ever spoken.

[Or typed].

Next To You

2008-05-08T05:18:23Z

So, this song is stuck
in my head -

Sam Sparro - Black and Gold

I wonder, who is it
he's singing to.

[About whom he's singing].

But whatever.

Why, does the song capture my
imagination the way it does?

Is it because it has a good beat
and you can dance to it?

Or -

Does it remind me
of someone?

Is it unlocking doors to memories which
were long ago safely locked away?

And if those doors open, what emotions will
come flooding back into my consciousness?

Despair?
Desire?

Either, is a
possibility.

Then again it could
just be the beat.

Well, There's Accidental And Then There's On Purpose

2008-05-07T14:10:59Z

The thing with footballers is
that their cocks...

are constantly

popping out on
the pitch.

But rugby players, they, just get
undressed for the hell of it.

Um...

Yeah, there is rugby video.

There's A Difference

2008-05-07T05:23:07Z

I hear that there are actual
porn stars in this video -

I'm pretty sure that I
can pick them out.

I may or may not have
seen their work.

But, this I can tell you
I can't name them.

Which is why
I ask -

Are they really stars?
Or simply...

Guys who work in
the sex trade.

There's a difference.

Angelina Jolie is a star.
Brad Pitt is a star.

But...

Kimora Lee Simmons?
Billy Bob Thornton?

Y'all can debate that one.
For now though...

I'm checking the no box
on those last two.

If I can't answer an outraged
Do you know who I am?

You might not
be a star.

And if you're not the guy
producing the porn.

You may be having
a lot of sex, but -

Chances are, you're not walking
away with a - star salary.

And these days, everyone has
naked photos online.

Wait, probably better to make
that everyone and his brother.

So, with that in mind, until there are at least six zeros to the left
of the decimal point on said porn stars paycheck...

Please kindly refer to him
as a porn actor.

Or more accurately
call him -

a cashier
a waiter

or

unemployed.

Video: Jonny McGovern - Don't Fall In Love With A Homo

My Fair Nicky

2008-05-06T02:21:48Z

Cleigh
Hugo Boss? Come see me, whatever
you paid, I can get it for half.

It was intermission at the Paramount and
Matt and Cleigh were talking suits.

Cleigh
And you...

He meant me. He motioned
for me to turn around.

Cleigh
You look like a
hustler.

Nicky
Rent's due.

Cleigh
Don't be such a smart ass, baby.
You clean up nice.

Nicky
Me and Eliza Doolittle.

Cleigh
Higgins turns her into a lady.
You could do that.

Nicky
But, I'm a boy. I don't
want to be a tranny.

*

Yeah, we saw My Fair Lady.
Seems I was underdressed.

Maybe I could do with
some transformation.

Like this -

only in reverse.
And, with suits.

Dites-Moi

2008-05-05T14:14:35Z

I didn't so much come out to
my mom as she found out.

She read a letter.
We all have stories.

All of us -

You know mine.
Dites-moi...

*

What's your's?

Game On

2008-05-04T23:51:12Z

When I was four I used to ask my mom
to play this one song over and over.

This song -

That was back when they
made vinyl records.

And when there were parties
and dancing at the house.

As long I'm on
the subject -

I'd also ask my mom to play
Tina Turner's Proud Mary.

Oh, and The Jungle Book, by
you know, Walt Disney.

*

The Spinners, though, goes
the best with this post.

'Cause a lot of people
are playing - games.

Gay Chicken.

Have you played?
And...

Would you win?

Take Yourself By The Hand

2008-05-04T04:37:37Z

Spanking the monkey.
Jacking the beanstalk.

Beating off.

Masturbation.
It's -

National Masturbation Month.
So, I'm told anyway.

It's not on my calendar.
I checked.

Turns out you can celebrate it in
the privacy of your own home...

Or at the office -

Did you check
his technique?

Good vocals.

And...

A finger up the ass.

That takes the pleasure
to a whole new level.

Seriously.

We've got a month.
Practice that one.

A'ight.

Love you.
Nicky

Old School

2008-05-03T02:51:35Z

That was then...

*

In high school I got in trouble for
constantly adjusting my package.

Brother Morano didn't
like me doing that.

He didn't like me doing
a lot of stuff actually.

I swear, it seemed like every week I was dropping
trou and taking swats for breaking some rule.

Morano always made
me the same deal.

A. Bring my dad in.

or

B. Take the swats.

That was a no brainer.
Take the swats.

Ticking off my dad, that
was not an option.

This is now...

*

Brothers don't swat kids anymore.
It's a new rule or something.

The Church is 2000 years old
and they still have new rules.

Go figure.

And these days, constant adjustments,
they, just land you on the internet -

And as for
my dad -

Yeah, he still
scares me.

[A little].

*

And just out of curiosity, has anyone ever
seen their permanent record, anyone?

Think They're Hot

2008-05-02T14:52:41Z

Is there something phallic
about this picture -

or is it just me?

It makes me
want to fuck.

Seriously.

*

Am I just unnaturally turned on by Marines
or are they sort of gay?

*

Before you answer listen to
Generation Kill on NPR.

Tell me...

Do marines bone
you up, too?

*

Semper Fi.

See also -
It's What's For Lunch.

Photo via Bill in Exile.

What Happens When They Kiss

2008-05-02T14:24:40Z

From: "Commercial Closet Assn." <newsletter@commercialcloset.org>
Subject: Procter & Gamble Records Your Opinion on Gay Kiss
Date: Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:15:06 -0400 (EDT)

Dear CCA supporter,

Want advertisers to continue to support gay-friendly programming?

Procter & Gamble, the parent of numerous familiar household product brands, is currently under pressure from anti-gay conservatives for including a same-sex kiss between the characters Noah and Luke who are a couple on the daytime program "As the World Turns." The kiss was a response to previous support by fans who wanted to see the couple kiss again since last September, and even mailed bags of Hershey's chocolate kisses to the CBS studio.

But the American Family Association (AFA) issued an action alert to get its members to contact P&G, the show's producer, to stop future gay affection on the soap: "Procter & Gamble has resumed using explicit, open-mouth homosexual kissing in their soap opera, 'As the World Turns.' P&G decided to include this type of content as a commitment to 'diversity.' Gay activists are hopeful that the P&G effort will desensitize viewers to the homosexual lifestyle and help make the unhealthy and immoral lifestyle more acceptable to society, especially to children and youth."

So P&G has set up a phone voting system to register your support (or disagreement) with the program. It's easy to take action: just dial 800-331-3774. You'll be prompted to press #1 for English. Then press #2 to express your thoughts on "the storyline of As the World Turns." Then you can press #1 to say you support the Luke & Noah storyline.

There's nobody to talk to, you are not asked to identify yourself -- and it takes just a few seconds.

Sincerely,

Michael Wilke

Want One

2008-05-01T06:42:45Z

I live in Seattle.
But -

There are times, I wished
I lived in New York.

If I did I'd find a way to
what's the word...

Appropriate

One of those vandalized
NYC Subway Posters.

To be precise
this one -

'Cause the best art, that's
art not everybody owns.

I want one.
I want one.
I want one.

Want one.

Soldier of Love

2008-05-01T06:40:45Z

In the immortal words of
The Village People.

We want you.
We want you.

We want you as a
new recruit.

In the ~~Navy~~ Army.
Check it out, y'all -

*

A-ten hut!

*

If the Jeep's a rockin',
don't bother knockin'.

And Your Boyfriend, Too

2008-04-30T13:54:42Z

Him
Let's Fuck.

Me
I have a boyfriend.

Him
He doesn't have to know.

Me
I'd know.

Him
It'd be hot.

Me
I pass.

Him
Let's fuck.

Me
I can't. I have -

Him
A boyfriend.

Me
Right.

Him
Then bring him.

*

There's a saying - Two's Company
Three's a crowd.

A Threeway.

There are so many ways
that could play out.

Him
Would he be open to that?

Me
He's..

Him
Let's fuck. Ask him.

Me
I'm not that drunk.

America's Passtime

2008-04-29T14:16:54Z

The national game -
~~Masturbation~~

Baseball

*

Batter Up?

Soaped Up

2008-04-28T14:06:06Z

It's rare that I shower at the gym.
I don't have anything against it.

Only -

A. It's usually crowded.

and

B. Matt doesn't like
naked at the gym.

Sunday, I had time issues and
had to use the gym showers.

It felt a little like I was
breaking the rules.

I mean it's not like Matt
would spank me for it.

But -

He strongly prefers that
I shower at home.

But, like I said Sunday,
I had time issues.

So, I soaped up
in public.

You know that feeling you get when
you sense someone watching you.

Does that turn you on
a little?

I only ask 'cause it
bones me up.

Now, I can be kind of a dumb ass.
And I'm not a lip reader, but -

I'm pretty sure I say a guy
mouth the words

You've got a big
fucking dick.

And the way he was soaping his
ass, that was a clear invitation.

But, I'm married.
Or as good as.

The closest I come to locker
room action is -

day dreams about
Footballers Wives.

*

Now, as for the guy
in the showers...

*

Like Conrad he's a naughty boy,
and naughty boys -

get punished.

Touch My Food, And I'll Slap Your...

2008-04-27T21:19:02Z

Somebody advised me once not to refer
to black men as hot mochas.

Seriously.

Say you're on the playground and you
see some guys playing basketball.

Cute guys.

You want to alert your
buddies, right -

That's what friends do.
Well, good ones.

You'd say -

Hot mochas
on the court.

I love mochas.
It's not racist.

I love my food.
And my men.

Still some people think I should
be spanked for such language.

Disciplined.

He'd no doubt find my calling
the guys in this clip -

Café Con Leche a worse offense than
my calling black guys mochas.

Not that I'm saying I would
ever actually do that, but -

If I did...

well, then yeah, maybe I
should be disciplined.

Papi.

Like A Jock

2008-04-26T14:54:48Z

Colt Brennan, QB

Has a tall, lanky frame, with good upper-body structure,
tapered thighs and room to carry additional bulk.

Um...

Did that sound just a little
bit dirty to you, too?

Especially, the room to carry
additional bulk part.

Check out the dirty way NFL scouts have
described this years draft class.

It's enough to get a guy
hot and bothered.

By the way, the NFL Draft
is happening today.

So now -

Obligatory photo of
hot football stud.

Brandon Hancock in case
you're wondering.

*

So no video?

*

Here's the thing, not everyone
is into the football, right?

So, I thought I'd throw in
some Daniel Letterle.

Who?

Daniel Letterle.
That's him -

in the catcher's mask.

Yes, I'm aware I just jumped
sports in mid-post.

I'm a Gemini.
We do that.

Besides, which
Daniel's cute.

And the video
is fun -

The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green

And somehow vaguely
familiar to me.

I dated a football
coach once.

Yes -

I changed sports again.
It's the last time.

I promise.

Y'all, that sports equipment
in the bedroom thing...

It happens.

Seriously.

You've got my
word, on that.

Silence Is...

2008-04-25T04:51:03Z

Today is the National Day Of Silence
Don't know what it is?

There's a link
up there -

Take a look.

Sad to say, I'm too old
for day of silence.

That kind of sucks.
But, still...

I am too young for
AARP.

Not that that stopped them
from sending me info

Ten years ago!

I am going to try and stick
with a theme here.

Or two.

1. Young and Old.

and

2. Silence.

How?

This old movie clip starring
a young Ramón Novarro.

Ramón was Mexican but
he played Ben Hur.

Ben Hur was
Jewish.

Besides being Mexican, Ramón
Novarro was also gay.

Ben Hur?
Um...

I don't know, but, in the clip, there seems to be a
certain tenderness between Ben Hur and Messala.

Francis X. Bushman plays
Messala in the film.

Francis X Bushman, he
was straight.

But -

Check out his arms!

They're the envy of every
contemporary gay man.

Bushman also knew how
to drive a chariot.

I'm not sure, why.
Yes -

The clip is old, but,
it's not that old.

I mean, they had
cars in 1925.

Bushman probably knew how
do drive one of those too.

In 1968, Ramón Novarro the handsome
young star of 1925's Ben Hur -

was brutally murdered by
a two young hustlers.

Hustler.

That's so old-fashioned.
It's more modern than -

Fancy Man

but not as current
as Rent Boy.

And...

Gigolo?

Well -

That one never seems
to go out of fashion.