AJAX IN THE CITY

Looks Like Fun

Wed, 23 May 2012 07:00:29 GMT

This looks -

like fun.

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Wanna play?

I'm Free For Lunch

Wed, 23 May 2012 04:20:15 GMT

So, I may need to skip
a few dozen lunches.

Vacation is
expensive.

And there's no
may about it.

I'm skipping
lunch, y'all.

Working more
hours and -

a second job
would help.

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Y'all ever been looked
at like you were trash?

Stay at [expunged] and
when you check out -

mention you're taking the
redline to the airport

It cost a buck
twenty-five.

that admission will
get you the look.

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Whatever.

I had to take public
transportation.

I work.

It's just I don't make a
fcukin' lot of money.

Y'all there's no such
thing as a free lunch.

But -

For the time being,
I'm lunch free.

Toreador

Tue, 22 May 2012 13:28:14 GMT

Maybe because one hears
so much Spanish in L.A.

Or maybe it's something
in the way he moves.

I do like the way
that he moves.

Red Line [Hollywood and Highland]

Tue, 22 May 2012 00:37:51 GMT

The plantetarium.
Nice view.

Hollywood and Highland.
Crumbs Bake Shop.

I got the Elvis.

Peanut Butter
and Banana.

Fcukin' Delicious.

Hollywood and Highland.
Hard Rock Cafe.

Bought the T-shirt.
Classic white.

Size small.

The tighter the shirt the
buffer you look, right?

Right?

Saw David Beckham.
In wax.

Madame Tussauds
does good work.

The Avengers at
El Capitan.

In-N-Out Burger.
On Sunset.

Across from -

Hollywood High.

Oh, and if you mean to take the red line
don't accidently take the purple line.

Hotel California?

Mon, 21 May 2012 01:23:42 GMT

Maid service.
King bed.

Huge bathtub.

Oh, and you can watch
TV from the bathtub.

I may not want
to go home.

Oh, and they were filming on
the street outside my hotel.

The sun's out.
It's warm.

And did I mention that TV you can watch
from the bathtub is gi-fucking-gantic.

I might not want
to go home.

L.A. Not LA

Sat, 19 May 2012 14:03:39 GMT

The view from my
hotel room -

What I read on
the plane -

The smoking hot guy
I saw on the metro -

I didn't get
his picture.

I did get the impression only the
poor take the metro here.

But -

They're pretty
and thin.

I'm trying to find the right
theme song for this trip -

Any suggestions?

How To

Fri, 18 May 2012 07:27:52 GMT

I just can't resist
a banana, y'all.

[NSFW]

Via - Black White and Brown men.

Body

Thu, 17 May 2012 07:00:20 GMT

This -

Or this -

Or _______________?

Entretien

Thu, 17 May 2012 04:17:45 GMT

Entretien
avec -

Aboubacar Camara.

[Back in the] Day Job

Wed, 16 May 2012 13:45:15 GMT

Ouais, I'm gonna go all
Marcel Proust on y'all.

Just a little.

And, no, I'm not gonna wax
nostalgic over cookies.

Neither bacon chocolate
chip nor Madeleines.

Though -

I do love me a
good madeleine.

Ouais.

Cookies aside, you've heard how a smell or a song
can trigger a remembrance of things past, right -

Y'all, a photograph can
work that same magic.

And this
one -

took me back to my
post college days.

[Nights, really].

I wear more clothes
at work these days.

And, by that
I mean -

pants and not
underpants.

Image via - Poppa's Playground [NSFW]

Man Cookies

Wed, 16 May 2012 01:13:12 GMT

Y'all, I hear today is
National Cookie Day.

Or

National Chocolate
Chip Cookie Day -

Or something.

That's worth a
celebration.

But, the question of the day -
Would bacon make it better?

I wondered.

I checked the Internet
and I found this -

Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookies

1 cup unsalted butter softened
3/4 cup sugar
3/4 cup brown sugar
2 Eggs
1.5 tsp vanilla
2 1/4 cup flour
1tsp baking soda
2 tsp salt
1 cup dark chocolate chunks
1lb bacon
1/3 cup maple syrup

1. lay bacon slices flat on a cookie sheet covered
in aluminum and bake at 350 for about 25 -30 mins.
Once it starts to brown remove, drain excess fat
and flip. When it starts to crisp pour maple syrup
all over the bacon and bake for another 5 to 8 mins
till nice and crisp (but not burnt)!

2. Remove bacon (but leave the oven on 350) and let
cool as it drains on paper towels. Once cool coarsely
chop into small chunks.

3. In the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the
paddle attachment (that I don't own so i did it by
hand) Cream butter and sugars together till fluffy.

4. Add Eggs one by one till incorporated
and then add vanilla.

5. Dilute baking soda in a 1 tsp of water
and add to wet ingredients.

6. In a separate bowl whisk together flour and
salt and in sections add to wet ingredients.

7. Once combined add chocolate chips and bacon
and fold into dough.

8. Put tablespoon sized spoonfuls about an inch apart on
a baking sheet and bake for 10 to 12 minute or until golden,
rotating the baking sheet halfway through the cookie time.

9. Remove from oven and let cool on sheet for 5 minutes
before transferring to a wire rack to cool.

10. store in airtight container for up to 5 days.

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Go ahead.
Try some.

But, and this
is important -

remember to pre-heat
your oven.

Image via Sean Cody [NSFW]

From Top To Bottom

Tue, 15 May 2012 07:00:47 GMT

Do you wear
glasses -

underwear

or

Puma shoes?

Do Read The Fine Print

Tue, 15 May 2012 06:28:36 GMT

A partial list of things the good book says you are
forbidden to do -

1. Shave. Leviticus 19:27: Do not cut the hair at the
sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard.

Shaving your pubes is A-OK!

2. Curse. Ephesians 5:4: Nor should there be obscenity,
foolish talk or coarse joking, which are out of place,
but rather thanksgiving.

Foolish Talk?

3. Gossip. Leviticus 19:16: Do not go about spreading slander
among your people. Do not do anything that endangers your neighbor’s
life. I am the LORD.

Truth Telling i.e. "the heho down the street has a mad case
of anal warts" should be within bounds?

4. Eat Lobster. Leviticus 11:10: But all creatures in the seas or
streams that do not have fins and scales—whether among all the swarming
things or among all the other living creatures in the water—you are
to detest.

No Crawfish!?!

6. Eat Pork. Leviticus 11:7: And the pig, though it has a split hoof
completely divided, does not chew the cud; it is unclean for you.

Why do you think they call bacon a gateway meat?

7. Wear cotton/polyester Blends. Leviticus 19:19: Keep my decrees.
Do not mate different kinds of animals. Do not plant your field
with two kinds of seed. Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds
of material.

Lots of us should skip name your fabric/spandex blends
out of courtesy, anyway.

8. Associate with Women who are on their Period. Leviticus 15:19-20:
When a woman has her regular flow of blood, the impurity of her monthly
period will last seven days, and anyone who touches her will be unclean
till evening.

Do you ask them? Or can you just tell?

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Oh and -

9. Get a tattoo. Leviticus 19:28 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your
flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.

Slogans on T-shirts, "Pitcher" "Catcher" however, are no problem.

Exercise

Tue, 15 May 2012 04:47:12 GMT

Moves like
_________?

Coming Soon?

Tue, 15 May 2012 02:01:47 GMT

So, y'all, there really is a
Tyson Beckford sex tape.

And -

Just as Tyson said
we may all do it.

But, it's not
like women -

[and men]

would chomp at the
bit to see mine.

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If such a tape
were to exist.

Marriage By The Book

Tue, 15 May 2012 01:41:17 GMT

I found this one at
Kenneth in the 212.

Marriage by
the book.

The Good Book.

What A Feeling!

Mon, 14 May 2012 12:52:49 GMT

I can't say that
Flashdance -

affected me in
the same way.

[Way Back] No Shirt

Mon, 14 May 2012 07:01:14 GMT

Remember when late morning and
early afternoon TV was full of

of guys like
this, but -

shirtless?

Got DVD?

Sun, 13 May 2012 17:19:41 GMT

Mother's Day -

Film Festival.

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Got DVD?

Taste Sensation

Sun, 13 May 2012 12:30:25 GMT

The first time
I kissed a guy

It was -

rougher.

And -

It didn't taste
of lip smackers.

It wasn't the soft and root beer
or cherry flavored kisses knew.

It wasn't like it
was with girls.

*

But, it felt
more right.

Open Season On __________________

Sun, 13 May 2012 10:59:22 GMT

So to follow up
on hoodies -

which I've been
encouraged not

to wear.

*

This is the
reason why?

Open season
on _______?

Have We Got A Job For You

Sun, 13 May 2012 07:00:09 GMT

Back in school, I had to
take a vocational test -

The job that came out on
top for me was - Priest.

My mother's exact words
on reading the results.

Absolutely not.

It kind of makes
you wonder -

what she
knew.

*

I mean...

Y'all, how far did word
of stuff like this get?

Summer Lovin' Had Me A Blast

Sat, 12 May 2012 16:41:41 GMT

I'm not
one -

to gossip

Ce n'est pas
mon truc...

See Also: Sexy Beast

Mr. Hard Body

Sat, 12 May 2012 09:38:54 GMT

Hard -

body.

Hard

Sat, 12 May 2012 09:35:50 GMT

Hard -

I'm talkin'
the hats.

Hard hats.

Some of y'all take
everything dirty.