bukephalus

• 09:47 Starting the day off with his usual LJ obsession.
• 10:29 is finally starting his work day. Honest!
• 12:36 is going out to get some food to bring back to his desk.
• 15:49 Why isn't it quitting time?
• 19:57 waiting for the arrival of a young man.
• 22:00 finished with his fucking, his LJ post, and his day.

overheardnyc

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Guy to self: Doctor Jean Grey has the most powerful orgasm of all the X-Men.

--Union Square Park

Overheard by: Stan

Engineering school chick, screaming: And I was like, 'Oh my god, this is the worst protractor ever!'

--Columbia University

Skanky hipster chick to another: I would totally do him... But only if I had the ninja outfit on.

--Ludlow St.

[Four NYPD cops are checking people's bags at rush hour. A man in a suit appears to be their superior.]
Man in suit: But then he realizes that Jedis don't seek revenge. [The four cops all nod gravely.]

--W 4th St Subway Station

Overheard by: KL

Fiftyish suit: Chewbacca, the original wingman...

--86th & Lexington

Overheard by: Ike

Woman on cell: I'm busy. I've got things to do. And right now what I'm doing is looking at comic books.

--Forbidden Planet

Overheard by: Josh

Chick: We were always competing to be chief geek... But he had asperger's, so he won.

--Central Park

overheardnyc

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Preppy girl: I really loved that movie. I thought it was titillating... And not just because there was cock and balls. I don't care about that.

--Third Avenue

Guy to self: Brokeback mountain... Starring Hillary Clinton!

--Herald Square Subway Station

Overheard by: Worst Movie Ever

Doofette: I mean like I know it got the Oscar and all, but I thought "No Country for Old Men" was pretty boring. I have to admit though the choreography was amazing.

--SoHo

Thug, peddling pile of DVDs: Ghetto Blockbuster! I am your ghetto Blockbuster! I got movies, CDs, porno. [Another group of customers walks in.] I got that action, comedy, romance and I got that pussy! I am your friendly neighborhood ghetto Blockbuster.

--24 Hour McDonalds, Water & Moore

Overheard by: BigKahuna&BigRed

Creepy hipster: You'd think you can't have sex to "Silence of the Lambs"...

--Huron St, Greenpoint

Overheard by: sweetchuck

Dude on cell: If you like murder, you're gonna love this movie!

--48 Bus

overheardnyc

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Hobo: Yo man, it's freezing outside! Can I get a shirt?
Teenager with suitcase: No, go away.
Hobo: Come on man, you probably got like ten shirts in there.
Teenager with suitcase: Listen to me bum, you're already wearing ten shirts, you're not getting a shirt.
Bum: My name's Max.
Teenager with suitcase: I'm Peter.

--Penn Station

overheardnyc

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Black lady #1: [sign language].
Black lady #2: [sign language].
Black lady #1: [sign language].
Black lady #2: Motherfucker!

--A Train

overheardnyc

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Guido: If Mike Rowe died and you were there... Like if he died from natural causes and just went to sleep and died... Would you have sex with him?
Bitch: Hmm, I mean, I don't know, I'd have to like take a peak.
Guido: You mean you'd look at it?
Bitch: Yeah, maybe touch it.
Guido: But would you have sex with him?
Bitch: Roberto! It wouldn't be hard!
Guido: But what if he got hard and then died... Would you have sex with him?
Bitch: Maybe, but like why do I need to do that when I can just... You know... Ohh nevermind.
Guido: Oohh because you'll be doing all the work anyway? You could just buy a blow up doll.
Bitch: Exactly, so why do I need to hump Mike Rowe's dead body?

--6 Train

Overheard by: wet willy

overheardnyc

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Adolescent son to father: I'm worried about the essay section.
Father: Just BS it and you'll be fine. If you're like me you should be pretty good at BS-ing. Just write something like: "The current political situation in blah blah really makes me contemplate the mysteries of life."

--1 Train

Overheard by: bildita

mikeinbama

1. Chocolate Fudge Brownie™ Ice Cream
2. Chunky Monkey® Ice Cream
3. Coffee Heath Bar Crunch® Ice Cream
4. Peanut Butter Cup™ Ice Cream

I have been thinking about ice cream every since you mentioned it the other day. So this morning on my way home from the gym, I stopped off to pick up a few pints. I love ice cream.

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Well-dressed young black guy: Excuse me sir, do you happen to have a cigarette?
Surfer guy: Motherfucker, you're in New York City. Of course I have a cigarette.

--13th & Broadway

Overheard by: rpk

overheardnyc

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Pizza lady: Next.
[No one responds.]
Pizza lady in loud, harsh voice: Next!
Loud, black girl at the beginning of the line: Okay!
Random NYU student: Wow, the pizza line is rough today.

--NYU Kimmel Center

mikeinbama

Last night I made dinner for B.  The past week and a half has been tough. With his mother being in the hospital and his father staying with him, we haven't been able to spend any time together.  So yesterday I made B's favorite, lasagna with a fresh green salad, garlic and cheese bread sticks. I wanted to do something special for him since he has been at the hospital day and night.  He really enjoyed and appreciated me making dinner for him and I was happy to do it.

We talked about everything and spent some time just cuddling on the couch after dinner. It was nice just to be close to him.  He has been carrying a lot of stress and wanted to tell me something.  He received a job offer in California, 30 minutes outside of San Francisco.  He has been applying for jobs everywhere when a position became open at his unit.  He knows all the decision makers here and is waiting to see if he gets the position here.  The job in California doesn't start until September. It's a balancing act trying to get the job here while still trying to keep his options open for the job in California.

All in all, I want him to do whatever it is that is going to make him happy. I'm praying and keeping my fingers crossed that he hears something about the job at his unit fairly quickly. I was so good just to smell and touch him last night. I'm constantly grabbing his ass and when I did it last night while he was in the kitchen, he told me that he missed it....hahahaha.  I told me that things are slightly improving with his mother.  He keeps me updated via text every couple of hours. He hasn't killed his dad since he has been staying with him and that's a good thing. 

overheardnyc

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Brooklyn family court employee: What's your daughter's name?
Mother: Chicago.
Brooklyn family court employee: Like the state?
Mother: Yes.

--Brooklyn Family Court

mikeinbama

 
"Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy." - Thich Nhat Hanh